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Sir Alex and the boys stunk the joint out big time. Man U crashed and burned against an inferior Swiss side Basel.

Basel won 2-1.

The Red Devils gave up two really stupid goals to Marco Streller in the 9^th minute and Alexander Frei in the 84^th minute.

The mighty boys from Old Trafford were not ready to play.

Man U made way too mistakes in the back line.

When the Red Devils had a chance to score or create scoring chances they turned the ball over or made really stupid passes.

This serves them right.

Man U has been playing on fumes all year.

The blow out at home against Man City exposed the Red Devils as pretenders.

This was Basel’s first trip to the Champions League knockout stage.

The Swiss side kicked Man U’s ass big time.

Congrates to Basel for their huge win.

Man U has won a title and been to the Champions League finals three out of the last four years.

Man City scored two goals to beat Bayern Munich 2-0.

The Citizens needed Villarreal to beat Napoli.

Not on this day.

Napoli defeated the Spanish side 2-0.

Bayern and Napoli advance out of Group A.

Real Madrid moved on as well as Inter Milan, Benfica, and Lyon.

The big question remains is this is Man U really that a bad?

Man U has scored only one goal in a  match since City clobbered them.

The Red Devils have heap big problems.

Yes, the guys lost a great keeper and their defense is very suspect.

So now Sir Alex and the boys need to step it up big time if they want to catch City in the EPL title chase.

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Man U is finding new ways to stink the joint out at home in the Champions League Group. The mighty boys from Old Trafford are in danger of not making it out of the Group stage for the first time since the Civil War.

Just kidding folks.

Actually Man U has made to the last three out of four Champions League finals.

Two bone headed plays cost Sir Alex and the boy’s big time.

Benfica and Man U tied two all.

Both sides sit atop Group C with nine points.

An own goal by Phil Jones 3^rd minute and  really stupid defending by the entire Man U back line gave Benfica’s Pablo Aimar an easy point blank chip shot into the back of the net to level this sucker two all.

This brain fart by the Red Devils call me stupid back line came eight minutes after Darren Fletcher tap in rebound goal gave the guys a 2-1 lead.

FC Basil defeated Otelul Galati 3-2.

Basil now has eight points.

The two sides that will make to the knockout stage will come down to the final matches of Group C

Man U has to win against FC Basil on the road.

Benfica takes on bottom feeder Otelul Galati.

These matches will take place on December 7^th.

Napoli defeated Man City 2-1.

Edinson Cavani hit the daily double for the Italian side.

Mario Balotelli scored for the Citizens.

City is in third place in Group A with seven points.

Bayern Munchen is top dog with 13 points.

Second place belongs to Napoli with eight points.

The Citizens need to beat Bayern Munchen to advance to the knockout stage on December 7^th também. 

Real Madrid destroyed Dinamo 6-2.

This puppy was over at the twenty-minute mark of the first half.

Los Blancos scored four goals before anyone could catch their collective breaths.

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The mighty boys from Old Trafford put a ton of pressure on Otelul Galati but it took a while before the Red Devils could put this sucker out of reach.

Valencia ripped the twines in the 8^th minute.

This puppy was set up by a great dribble drive to right byline by Phil Jones.

Jones fired a pass across the crease.

Valencia was camped near the left post.

He deposited this puppy into the open net.

Man U was up 1-0.  

Sir Alex and the boys couldn’t get the clincher until Wayne Rooney fired a hope and prayer shot from thirty yards out. The ball was redirected by the Galati defender into the back of the net.

The Rooney man was credited with the goal in the 87^th minute.

Game, set, and match to Man U.

Otelul Galati had their chances but they couldn’t find the back of the net.

Man U is the pole sitter in Group C with eight points.

Benfica is second with eight points também but Man U is a plus four compared with Benfica’s plus 3.

Benfica and FC Basil tied one all.

FC Basil is third with five and Otelul Galati is a zero.

Man City shut out Villarreal 3-0.

Yaya Toure led the Citizens with the daily double.

Mario Balotelli added a goal vai PK in the third minute of injury –first half.

Bayern Munich edged Napoli 3-2.

Group A shakes down this way.

Bayern Munich is the top dog with ten points.

City is in second place with seven points.

Napoli is third with five and Villarreal brings up the rear with a big fat bagel.

Real Madrid shut out Lyon 2-0.

The fake Ronaldo ripped the twines for Los Blancos.

Ajax destroyed Dinamo Zagreb 4-0.

Real Madrid is riding high in Group D with 12 points.

Ajax is second with seven points.

Lyon is third with four points

Dinamo Zagreb is whale crap with nada or bupkis.

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The mighty boys from Old Trafford escaped from Bucharest with 2-0 win over Otelul Gatati.

This baby was touch and go for a long time.

Man U needed two PK’s from the Rooney to get the precious “W”.

A red card was given to Nemanja Vidic in the 66^th minute.

This was not a heave-hoe card but a yellow.

This almost cost Sir Alex and the boys big time but Rooney and company stepped up and slammed the door shut.

This was the Red Devils first win in Group play.

The guys had two ties going into this sucker.

The major problem is that Man U wasted many opportunities to salt this puppy away.

This could come back and bite them in ass big time.

Man City needed a late goal by Sergio Aguero in the 93^rd minute to propel the Citizens to a 2-1 win over Villarreal.

City was given a gift in the 43^rd minute when Villarreal’s Carlos Marchena deposited the ball into his own net.

Not good garoto.

Real Madrid destroyed Lyon 4-0.

Goals by Sergio Ramos, Sami Khedira, Karim Benzema, and an own goal by Hugo LIoirs spelled doom for the French side.

In Group C, Benfica is top dog with seven points. Man U is in second place with five points. FC Basel is third with four points and Otelul brings up the rear with zero points.

In Group A, Bayern Munich is in the pole position with seven points. Napoli is second with five points. City is third with four points and Villarreal is dead last with zero.

Real Madrid has runaway with Group D. Los Blancos has nine points. Ajax and Lyon each have four points and Dinamo Zagreb has a big fat bagel.

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Sir Alex and the boys took a little trip to Portugal in group play in the Champions League.

Man U scored the equalizer in the 42^nd minute to escape with a one all tie with Benfica.

Benfica scored in the 24^th minute.

Oscar Cardozo gave the Portuguese side the early lead.

Sir Alex started seven players who were making their first starting assignments of the young season.

Anders Lindegaard made his first appearance in goal for the Red Devils.

Up next for Sir Alex and the boys is a massive tilt with Chelsea this Sunday at Old Trafford.

Man City is making their first appearance in Champions League play. This is the Citizens maiden journey into unknown territory.

The guys performed well earning a one all tie with Napoli.

Napoli scored first in the 69^th minute.

Edinson Cavani nailed this sucker. This goal was set  by a great run 40 yard up the pitch by mate Maggio.

City kept the pressure up throughout the match.

This paid off great dividends in the 74^th minute.

Aleksandar Kolarov fired a missile from just outside the edge of the box to level this baby up at one all.

Both Manchester sides came away with road ties.

Real Madrid and Dinamo Zagreb tied at one all.

The first round of group play is in the books for the Champions League.

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The dirty cheaters from Barca advanced to the Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium.

Barca and Real Madrid tied one all but the cheaters advanced on a 3-1 aggregate.

Barca won at Real’s home 2-0.

This result was pretty much a fore gone conclusion.

Pedro’s goal in the 54^th minute sealed the deal for the dirty cheaters from Barcelona.

Real found the equalizer 64^th minute.

Marcelo found the back of the net but it was too little too late for Real Madrid.

The Special Ones side was hampered by dirty play in the first leg.

Pepe and Sergio Ramos were in the sin bin as well as Jose Mourinho for Real.

Barca was in control from the outset.

Yes, there were some theatrics by the dirty cheaters but other than that not much fireworks.

Barca will either face Man U or Schalke 04 in the final.

Sir Alex and his boys will play at Old Trafford later today against the German side.

Man U should advance but with the display of futebol, the mighty boys from Old Trafford showed at Arsenal, who knows?

It would be funny as hell if Man U was shutout from all trophies this year.

What a scene this would be.

Old Trafford would break out in a riot.

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The experts on Fox and ESPN said Real Madrid would win in a cakewalk.

Barca was no match for The Special One and his Real Madrid chargers.

These clowns forgot one thing.

Lionel Messi and his mates have one of the best sides in the world.

Messi hit the daily double to lead the dirty cheaters from Barca to a huge 2-0-road win over Real Madrid.

The cheaters won fair and square in this sucker.

The big question remains when will the fake Ronaldo show up and play like a man in a match that means something.

Cristiano Ronaldo is great during league play but when it comes to nut cutting time this clown wimps out.

Both sides were a little chippy.

Two red cards were given out.

Barca’s back up keeper Jose Pinto got into a scrum with the entire Real Madrid team and coach Jose Mourinho at the break.

Mourinho was sent to the stands to watch this puppy.

In the 61^st minute Real’s defender, Pepe’s dirty tackle of Barca’s up and coming Brasilian super star Dani Alves triggered some fireworks. 

Pepe was sent to the showers.

To say these sides are enemies is an understatement.

Mourinho and Pepe Guardiola exchanged pleasantries in the press.

The dirty cheaters Barca coach Guardiola gave an expletive laced interview a few days ago.

It will be a fun return league at Camp Nou.

It looks like it will be a Man U- Barca Champions League Final at Wembley.

But let’s remember don’t count your chickens until they are hatched.

Anything can happen in the return leg.

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The fake Ronaldo scored the only goal of the match in the 50^th minute. It was basically all over but the shouting in this sucker. Real Madrid won 1-0 but lets remember this little diddy Real hammered Spurs at home 4-0 in the first leg.

Real won 5-0 on aggregate.

Real is on to the semifinals of the Champions League where they will face Spanish League foe and bitter rival the cheater from Barca.

Schalke 04 upended the defending Champions league titleholders Internazionale 2-1.

The German side won on aggregate 7-3.

Up next for Schalke 04 is Man U in the other semifinal match up.

Let’s get real for a moment Tottenham was really not a match for Real Madrid.

The Spanish side was way to strong and had too many good players for Harry “Me Boy” Redknapp and his guys to really make a game of it.

Spurs put up a good fight but that was about it.

Internazionale also won The FIFA Club World Cup title in 2010.

A new title will be crowned também.

Let the fun and games begin.

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Sir Alex and the boys are on to the semifinals of the Champions League.  Man U doubled up Chelsea 2-1. It was 3-1 on aggregate but the mighty boys from Old Trafford were never in danger when a late strike by Didier Drogba in the 77^th minute made interesting. However the Park Ji-Sung goal a few seconds later in the 77^th minute put this sucker outta reach.

Once again, the combo of Ryan Giggs and John O’Shea set up Mexican super man Javier Hernandez in the 43^rd minute. Chicharito ripped the twines to give Man U a 1-0 lead late in the first half.

The Blues Ramirez was given his marching orders in the 70^th minute to give Sir Alex and the chargers a huge advantage.

Game, set, and match to Man U.

The dirty cheaters from Barca lost to Ukrainian side Shakhtar Donetsk 1-0.

However lets get real Barca was never in trouble. Messi and his cheaters blew out the Ukrainian side 5-1 at Camp Nou.

The cheaters are on to the semifinals também.

Later today Tottenham battles Real Madrid at White Hart Lane and Schalke 04 takes on Internazionale on German soil.

The German side blew away the defending Champions League Title holder s 5-2 at their house in Italy.

Both Real and Schalke 04 should advance unless all hell breaks loose but don’t bet the house on it.

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Tottenham was sliced and diced by Real Madrid. The 4-0 thrashing administered by Real showed that Spurs are way in above their heads.

Sure, this sucker was close for about a minute.

Former Arsenal guy Emmanuel Adebayor ripped Tottenham’s “D” apart in the 4^th minute.

The rout was on.

Peter Crouch was given the heave-hoe in the 15^th minute but even with the robot man in there for Tottenham, Spurs was dead in the water anyway.

Only a miracle is going to save Tottenham at White Hart Lane on April 13^th.

The fake Ronaldo even found the back of the net in 87^th minute.

The real shocker was Schalke manhandling Internazional 5-2.

Internazionale is the defending Champions League Title holders.

Then fun one will be later today when bitter foes Chelsea and Man U square off at Stamford Bridge.

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