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The mighty boys from Old Trafford put a ton of pressure on Otelul Galati but it took a while before the Red Devils could put this sucker out of reach.
Valencia ripped the twines in the 8th minute.
This puppy was set up by a great dribble drive to right byline by Phil Jones.
Jones fired a pass across the crease.
Valencia was camped near the left post.
He deposited this puppy into the open net.
Man U was up 1-0.
Sir Alex and the boys couldn’t get the clincher until Wayne Rooney fired a hope and prayer shot from thirty yards out. The ball was redirected by the Galati defender into the back of the net.
The Rooney man was credited with the goal in the 87th minute.
Game, set, and match to Man U.
Otelul Galati had their chances but they couldn’t find the back of the net.
Man U is the pole sitter in Group C with eight points.
Benfica is second with eight points também but Man U is a plus four compared with Benfica’s plus 3.
Benfica and FC Basil tied one all.
FC Basil is third with five and Otelul Galati is a zero.
Man City shut out Villarreal 3-0.
Yaya Toure led the Citizens with the daily double.
Mario Balotelli added a goal vai PK in the third minute of injury –first half.
Bayern Munich edged Napoli 3-2.
Group A shakes down this way.
Bayern Munich is the top dog with ten points.
City is in second place with seven points.
Napoli is third with five and Villarreal brings up the rear with a big fat bagel.
Real Madrid shut out Lyon 2-0.
The fake Ronaldo ripped the twines for Los Blancos.
Ajax destroyed Dinamo Zagreb 4-0.
Real Madrid is riding high in Group D with 12 points.
Ajax is second with seven points.
Lyon is third with four points
Dinamo Zagreb is whale crap with nada or bupkis.
Gunner and Flamenguista for life.
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Chelsea picked up a huge 2-0 win on the road at Copenhagen in the first round of the knockout stage in Champions League play.
Nicholas Anelka hit the daily lotto twice to lead the Blues to the all-important road “W”.
Super team Real Madrid wound up in one all tie with Lyon.
The all world fake Ronaldo didn’t even dent the score sheet.
I love this guy.
When the chips are Cristiano Ronaldo is bupkis.
He is não serve para nada.
At least his mate Karim Benzema saved the day for the bums at Real Madrid.
Later today, Man U battles Marseille at their house Stade Velodrome.
The mighty boys from Old Trafford will be without Rio Ferdinand and Ryan Giggs.
This could hurt Sir Alex and the boys.
We will find out.
This means Vidic, Chris Smalley, O’Shea, and Brown will have to come up big on the “D” end.
This is it from The De Futebol Zone.
Gunner nation rules.
Gunner for life.
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It’s August. This means the EPL is two weeks away. Kick-off begins August 14th.
My guys from Arsenal played in the Emirates Cup in London.
The Gunners and AC Milan tied at one all.
We started a very young lineup.
The clown in goal was Fabianski.
He did okay.
Jack Wilshere, Andre Arshavin, and Tomas Rosicky started up front.
Samir Nasri and Emmanuel Eboue anchored the midfield and Thomas Vermaelen was rock of the back line.
The surprise of the match was Marouane Chamakh knocked home the bacon in the 36th minute. Chamakh sent the ball right through the keeper’s wickets.
Arshavin set this baby up with a great pass.
AC Milan found the equalizer in the 76th minute.
Brasilian the Duck Pato headed home ball. Buda bing buda boom it’s in the back of the net.
Next up is Scottish side Celtic.
Celtic and Lyon tied two all.
All of this action takes place at the Gunners house Emirates.
Lyon jumped out a huge two nil lead before the guys from Scotland scored twice in the final ten minutes to tie this baby up at two all.
These two goals broke the hearts of the French side.
I love it.
The cheating frogs get it shoved back in their face.
Sao Paulo finally won.
Tricolor stopped the bleeding at Morumbi with a 2-1 over Ceara.
This was Sao Paulo’s first win six matches.
Tricolor had four loses and one draw entering into today’s play.
The win move Sao Paulo to ninth spot in the table.
Tricolor has 15 points.
Fluminense defeated Atletico-PR 1-0.
Washington scored the match winner in the 21st minute.
Atletico-GO and Guarani tied one all.
Sunday will be a fun one. This is the derby special day Vasco-Flamengo and Palmeiras-Corinthians.
I love it
Flamenguista for life.
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Manchester United came out breathing fire. Wayne Rooney hit for the daily double in this flat out rout. The Wayne Man ripped the twines off a wicked rocket header in the 13th minute.
His mate Gary Neville set this baby up with a deadly cross right into the teeth of AC Milan’s “D”.
Milan keeper Christian Abbiati never had a prayer to stop the shot.
Wayne Rooney once again discovered the back of the net in the 46th minute. Nani took off like a bat outta hell down left side of the pitch. He fired perfect pass to Rooney. Rooney had an easy tap in goal.
Abbiati was hung out to dry.
Paul Scholes was outside the box. The crowd cried out “Shoot.” Scholes faked a shot and then passed to Ji-Sung Park. Ac Milan’s “D” fell for the deception. Park slides a shot from a tight angle into the net in the 59th minute.
Stick a fork in AC Milan.
It is 3-nil Man U.
This baby is over. Darren Fletcher nailed a perfect bounce header past the keeper. Fletcher put it dead center of the goal in the 88th minute.
Rafael made a brilliant long pass into the left side of the box.
This sucker is all over.
Man U destroyed AC Milan 4-0.
It is on to the next round of the Champions League for the mighty men of Old Trafford.
This was a total butt kicking administered by Man U on AC Milan.
The key to the match was Wayne Rooney.
With Rooney in the lineup, Man U is deadly.
Without him, they stink big time.
Real Madrid everyone’s favorite to win the Champions League was knocked out by Lyon on aggregate 2-1.
Lyon and Real Madrid tied one at Real’s house.
So much for the fake Ronaldo taking Real Madrid to the Promise Land.
I am glad.
Cristiano Ronaldo is great in the regular season but when it is a Championship match, he disappears.
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Just when it looked like Man U was dead in the water, the Red Devils raised up like the Phoenix from the ashes of their own self-destruction. Man U pulled a rabbit out of their hat and scored a huge 3-2 come from behind win over AC Milan.
This was a huge win baby. These three away goals will surely kill AC Milan’s chances of advancing in the Champions League but anything is possible. So don’t count your chickens before they are hatched.
Super Brasilian head case Ronaldinho served notice that AC Milan was not going to take any crap from the boys from Old Trafford.
Ronaldinho knocked home a brilliant free kick from mate David Beckham in the 3rd minute.
Beckham nailed the free kick right to Ronaldinho. Ronaldinho one timed the shot. It went wham bam right off of Man U defender Michael Carrick. Red Devils keeper Edwin van der Sar never had a chance.
AC Milan kept up the pressure on the fragile Man U defense.
Man U was able to keep the mounting pressure at bay until lady luck shown on the boys from Old Trafford.
Darren Fletcher fired a wicked low cross into the AC Milan goal crease. Paul Scholes stuck his leg out. Buda Bing Buda boom, it was all knotted at one all in the 36th minute.
Man U was thoroughly out played in the first half.
Enter the second half and oh, what a relief it is.
The Rooney man, Wayne Rooney hit for the daily double to end AC Milan’s hopes of winning in their house.
Valencia whipped a cross into the goal area. Wayne Rooney showed some serious hops, He out leaped AC Milan defender Daniele Bonera. Rooney’s header went flying past the helpless keeper Dida to give Man U a 2-1 lead in the 65th minute.
Rooney ripped the twines in the 74th minute to take the starch out of AC Milan.
Rooney’s goal was the result of a sublime counter attack by Man U. Zoom-zoom Darren Fletcher goes flying down the other end of the pitch. Rooney gained the needed separation from Milan defense. And just like that, it was 3-1 Man U.
AC Milan scores a cosmetic goal in the 85thminute by Clarence Seedorf.
The final score Man U 3 and AC Milan 2.
This was the first goal Man U has scored at AC Milan in many a moon.
Now what did I say about the fake Ronaldo being a wimp when it comes to nut cutting time. He didn’t show up against the French side Lyon.
Cristiano Ronaldo miss fired all match long.
Jeez maybe he should join the masons.
Real Madrid lost to Lyon 1-0 on French soil.
Jean Makoun fired home the only goal of the match in the 47th minute.
Now let’s hope Arsenal scores against Porto on Wednesday.
We need the goals guys.
Go get em Gunners.
