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The United States was screwed out of a win. The goal by Maurice Edu in the 86th minute was a good goal.
The dumb ref disallowed this sucker.
The USA scored two second half goals after falling behind 2-nil in the first half.
The USA and Slovenia tied two all.
Tim Howard was hung out to dry on both goals.
Valter Birsa nailed a long-range sniper shot top shelf left to gave Slovenia a 1-0 lead.
The goal by Zlatan Ljubijankic was a classic spilt the seam in the “D” score that forced Tim Howard to come off his line.
This forced Ljubijankic to shoot. He did. Zlatan Ljubijankic ripped the twines in the 42nd minute to give Slovenia a 2-0 lead.
These goals were not Tim Howard’s fault.
The USA should be given great kudos for not quitting.
The guys toughed it up and scored two second half goals to level this sucker.
Landon Donovan finally proved he just might be a good player. He roofed a close range screamer in the 48th minute to cut the deficit to 2-1.
Michael Bradley poked home a free ball in the 82nd minute to level this baby up at two all.
This wasn’t futebol. It was the WWF on a pitch.
Slovenia was the king of the arm bar and sleeper hold.
Hulk Hogan and Johnny Valentine would be proud the way Slovenia performed their wrestling moves in the box.
What has happened to the mighty English?
Again, they played like clowns and tied with lowly Algeria nil-nil.
Where was Wayne Rooney?
How about Frank Lampard or Steven Gerrard?
Fabio Capello needs to be shot.
His team sucks.
The English press will be calling for his head.
Heck, I am calling for his head.
I am not English.
This was disgraceful futebol.
Serbia beat the mighty German team 1-0.
So much for a 4-1 thrashing of Australia
The German Floppers finally got a taste of their own medicine when Miroslov Klose was given the heave-hoe in the 36th minute.
This was not a red card but after years of Germany receiving the benefit of crap calls, they finally got one called against them.
Paybacks are a bitch.
Better yet Serbian keeper saved the match when he stone cold stopped Lukas Podolski PK shot in the 60th minute.
Stick a dagger in the German’s heart.
Serbia’s Milan Jovanovic ripped the twines in the 38th minute.
All the USA has to do is win baby and we’re in like Flynn.
Here was another day of upsets, crappy play, and horrible refereeing.
FIFA needs to straighten out the ref mess,
It looks like the fix is in.
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Day three is underway at the World Cup.
Finally, we have victories instead of ties. Red Cards were the order of the day too.
Ghana was in complete control of the match. Sure, Serbia had their chances but in a matter a moments, the match was spun on its ear. A Red Card and handball spelled doom for Serbia.
Ghana defeated Serbia 1-0.
Asamoah Gyan nailed the PK in the 84th minute to lift Ghana to a 1-0 win.
The idiot Serbian defender Zdravko Kuzmamovic punched the ball out the goal area.
This was dumb.
He should be shot for such stupidly.
Algeria lost to Slovenia 1-0.
Robert Koren nailed the match winner in the 79th minute.
Algerian keeper Faouzi Chaouchi blew it. The ball bounced off his hands into the net.
This is Deja vue all over again.
Algerian Abdelkader Ghezzal was given the heave-hoe in the 73rd minute.
So far, there has been lots of crappy play and many surprises.
The teams that I thought would have a great shot at winning the whole shooting match have played like crap.
England tied one all with the USA while Argentina squeaked by Nigeria 1-0.
Both of these sides should have won hands down.
The USA only has one world-class player Tim Howard.
Word has it that he is injured when he suffered a cleat to the chest.
If we loss him our goose is royally cooked.
Germany killed Australia 4-0.
The Aussies had a chance to score early but nada.
The German’s turned up the heat and scored lightening quick to put this baby away early.
Lukas Podolski ripped the twines in the 8th minute.
Ozil’s great corner into the box set up this baby. Muller flicked a great pass to Podolski who has an easy shot into the back of net.
Klose’s header in the 26th minute ended this puppy right here.
2-0 Germany.
The Aussie’s goose is cooked.
Germany added two more goals by Muller (67th minute) and Cacau (70th minute).
Day three is over and the German’s played the best futebol of the day.
Day four is coming up
The Netherlands escaped with a 2-0 win over Denmark.
An own goal by Denmark’s Daniel Agger in the 46th minute spelled doom the Danish side.
Liverpool star Dirk Kuyt put the final nail in the Danish coffin in the 85th minute.
Japan shut out Cameroon 1-0.
Defending World Cup Champs Italy tied with Paraguay 1-1.
Paraguayan striker Antolin Alcaraz nailed a perfect header into the back of the net in the 39th minute for a 1-0 lead.
Alcaraz out leaped two Italian defenders for the winner.
This was set up by a great free kick into the depths of the box.
The Italians found the answer in the 63rd minute.
Daniele D Rossi directed home a well-placed corner kick to the far right post. Rossi flicked the ball into the back of the net to even this sucker up at one all.
This is a huge tie for Paraguay.
Italy had most of the possessions.
On Tuesday Brasil takes on North Korea.
We need to come out smoking and kick some major butt.
Go Brasil.
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Double Bubble boil and trouble is the problem with Fabio Capello and his English chargers.
The Americans were out played for 75% of the match but Clint Dempsey’s gift of a goal in the late stages of the first half gave the Yanks a one all draw with the Three Lions.
America’s saving grace was keeper Tim Howard.
He is the only world-class player we have.
Thank our lucky stars Howard was on the top of his game. If not it could have been worse.
We will take it.
Landon Donovan played okay but for most of the match, he was a non-factor.
Steven Gerrard’s strike in the 4th minute put England up 1-nil.
This was set up by a great give and go.
Howard never had a chance.
He was hung out to dry by the American’s crappy “D”.
Clint Dempsey found the back of the net in the 40th minute. Keeper Robert Green should have stopped Dempsey’s shot. Instead, Green had a brain fart. He decided to do an imitation of Charlie Chaplin. The ball hits Green in the worse place the hands. Whamo, bamo the ball bounces off of his hands into the back of the net for a one all tie.
Green needs to be shot at dust for stupid play.
Argentina shut out Nigeria 1-0.
Maradona’s squad thoroughly out played Nigeria. The result should been at least 5-0.
This is not good for Argentinos.
If Argentina continues to play like this, they will not make it out of the group stage.
Gabriel Heinze diving header off a well place corner kick in the 6th minute was the difference.
Nigeria had several opportunities off the counter attack but they could not convert.
Maradona played five guys up front. This left the back line exposed. If Nigeria could have convert their limited chances Argentinos might have lost instead Maradona has to thank Nigeria’s ineptness.
Nigeria played like a team that didn’t want to be there. They played without heart. Nigeria looked they wanted to be at home.
South Korea killed Greece 2-0.
The South Korean’s flat out played pedal to the medal futebol.
Day two was full of surprises just as day one was.
No one expected England to tie with the United States.
Argentina barely got by Nigeria.
The Greeks stunk the joint out.
We have learned one important lesson so far in the World Cup.
Expect the unexpected.
Watch out for the dogs.
Tim Howard is one of the keepers in the world.
ESPN still suckers at broadcasting futebol.
Lalas and his buds Chris Fowler need to give up the ship and let someone who knows futebol do the grunt work.
At least ESPN had the good sense to let English announcers broadcast the matches. ABC should do the same.
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The World Cup is three days away. The world’s best futebol clubs will battle it out for the 2010 World Cup title.
Spain and Brasil are the favorites to win the whole shooting match.
Argentina, England, and Italy have a good shot a being crowned champs too.
Italy is the defending World Champion.
Will the Italians repeat?
Not.
Let the games begin on Friday June 11th.
The opening salvo has South Africa battling Mexico and Uruguay has a hot date with France.
Brasil opens up with Korea on June 15th.
The USA takes on England on Saturday June 12th.
This should be a good one.
The Unites States saving grace is Tim Howard in goal.
He is the only world-class player we have.
Landon Donovan showed promise when he played for EPL club Everton for a spell from January thru April but when push comes to shove Donovan wusses out in money matches.
Let’s see if Landon man will change his ways.
I can’t wait.
I am pulling for Brasil.
My heart is Brasilian.
Go Brasil.
Teams to watch out for-France, Germany, Nigeria, Portugal, England, and Cameroon.
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You can cut this seventy-five ways to Sunday the USA is king of hill in North America but when it comes to the rest of the world, we are a day late and a dollar short.
The final score will indicate a closer match than what it was. Netherlands defeated the United States 2-1.
Netherlands was in total control from the outset.
The saving grace for the USA in this match was Tim Howard. He gave up two goals. The first was a PK.
The second was a solid deflection off the USA defender Jonathan Bornstein from a shot by Klaas-Jan Huntelaar.
Howard was hung out to dry.
This was not Howard’s fault.
Tim Howard single handily kept the USA in the match. He prevented at least three shots from finding the back of the net.
The USA is a just a step slower than the fourth ranked team in the world the Netherlands.
Tim Howard is the only world-class player on the USA roster.
Argentina got by Germany 1-0. Gonzalo Higuan scored the only goal of the match in the 45th minute. Gonzalo Higuan scored an easy gimmie goal when the German keeper wandered 45 yards out of goal to stop Higuan. Zippo Higuan does a dipsy do past him and this was all she wrote.
England fell behind early to Egypt 1-0. The English stepped up the pressure to cruise to a 3-1 win.
Peter Crouch hit the daily double. Crouch tickled the twines in the 56th and 80th minute.
Before Crouch’s score, in the 56th minute, the English side was playing like crap. They were stinking the joint out.
Crouch’s first goal was the match changer.
Shawn Wright Phillips punted the ball towards the goal. The keeper Essam Hadari totally goofed up the play. The ball does a holy roller into the back of the net.
So what have we learned from these final tune-ups.
Nothing much. Brasil will still be the favorite entering into 2010 World Cup competition. Spain and the Netherlands will have very strong teams. Either of these two teams can win it all.
German will be a long shot.
England has chance but they need to put the John Terry incident behind them.
Argentina has a very strong team. Messi and Tevez will pose a double threat. But it all comes down to the idiot Argentinos have as a head coach Maradona.
Maradona is the wild card. Will he have a wild hair up his butt when the final squad is picked?
I sure hope Maradona puts Messi and Tevez on the pitch together.
These are big ifs.
I still think that Argentina needs to fire Maradona and bring in a real coach.
Argentinos have the players to win it all.
The USA is still an also ran. The USA can make it out of the group stage but that is about it.
Not until United States has their best athletes play futebol, the USA will always be a second-class citizen in futebol.
The best athletes in the USA play football and basketball.
