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Real Madrid all but had their flight booked for the Champions League final. Jose Mourinho had the cards stacked in his favor. This puppy was played at Real’s house. Los Blancos had the all-important away goal yet the German side gave the Spanish guys all they could handle and then some. Cristian Ronaldo two goals gave Los Blancos the early 2-0 lead but Bayern Munich struck back and scored in the 27^th minute. Arjen Robben nailed the PK to cut the gap to 2-1.

This is how it stayed until the PK shootout. Real Madrid and Bayern Munich were leveled at three all on aggregate. Then all hell broke loose in the PK shootout.

The fake Ronaldo showed his real colours once again when he missed the PK. Choke City.

His mate Kaka missed one as well too.

The Germany side nailed their first two shots. Bayern missed their next two to keep Los Blancos in it. Up stepped Ramos for Real Madrid to level this sucker at two all. Ramos wore the choke collar. He spilt the uprights. In football the shot would have been good but not in futebol.

Munich’s Bastian Schwaeinsteiger nailed this puppy and that was all she wrote. Bayern Munich won 3-1 in the PK shootout and now they are on to the Champions League finals to face Chelsea

Two of the most unlikely sides to battle it out in finals are the Blues and Der FC. The idiot pundits told us it would be Real and Barca in the finals. Dogs rule the roost.

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The experts on Fox and ESPN said Real Madrid would win in a cakewalk.

Barca was no match for The Special One and his Real Madrid chargers.

These clowns forgot one thing.

Lionel Messi and his mates have one of the best sides in the world.

Messi hit the daily double to lead the dirty cheaters from Barca to a huge 2-0-road win over Real Madrid.

The cheaters won fair and square in this sucker.

The big question remains when will the fake Ronaldo show up and play like a man in a match that means something.

Cristiano Ronaldo is great during league play but when it comes to nut cutting time this clown wimps out.

Both sides were a little chippy.

Two red cards were given out.

Barca’s back up keeper Jose Pinto got into a scrum with the entire Real Madrid team and coach Jose Mourinho at the break.

Mourinho was sent to the stands to watch this puppy.

In the 61^st minute Real’s defender, Pepe’s dirty tackle of Barca’s up and coming Brasilian super star Dani Alves triggered some fireworks. 

Pepe was sent to the showers.

To say these sides are enemies is an understatement.

Mourinho and Pepe Guardiola exchanged pleasantries in the press.

The dirty cheaters Barca coach Guardiola gave an expletive laced interview a few days ago.

It will be a fun return league at Camp Nou.

It looks like it will be a Man U- Barca Champions League Final at Wembley.

But let’s remember don’t count your chickens until they are hatched.

Anything can happen in the return leg.

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The fake Ronaldo scored the only goal of the match in the 50^th minute. It was basically all over but the shouting in this sucker. Real Madrid won 1-0 but lets remember this little diddy Real hammered Spurs at home 4-0 in the first leg.

Real won 5-0 on aggregate.

Real is on to the semifinals of the Champions League where they will face Spanish League foe and bitter rival the cheater from Barca.

Schalke 04 upended the defending Champions league titleholders Internazionale 2-1.

The German side won on aggregate 7-3.

Up next for Schalke 04 is Man U in the other semifinal match up.

Let’s get real for a moment Tottenham was really not a match for Real Madrid.

The Spanish side was way to strong and had too many good players for Harry “Me Boy” Redknapp and his guys to really make a game of it.

Spurs put up a good fight but that was about it.

Internazionale also won The FIFA Club World Cup title in 2010.

A new title will be crowned também.

Let the fun and games begin.

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Tottenham was sliced and diced by Real Madrid. The 4-0 thrashing administered by Real showed that Spurs are way in above their heads.

Sure, this sucker was close for about a minute.

Former Arsenal guy Emmanuel Adebayor ripped Tottenham’s “D” apart in the 4^th minute.

The rout was on.

Peter Crouch was given the heave-hoe in the 15^th minute but even with the robot man in there for Tottenham, Spurs was dead in the water anyway.

Only a miracle is going to save Tottenham at White Hart Lane on April 13^th.

The fake Ronaldo even found the back of the net in 87^th minute.

The real shocker was Schalke manhandling Internazional 5-2.

Internazionale is the defending Champions League Title holders.

Then fun one will be later today when bitter foes Chelsea and Man U square off at Stamford Bridge.

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Chelsea out shot out played but didn’t out score under manned pink wearing Copenhagen in a nil-nil draw at the Blues house Stamford Bridge.

Thanks be to God the Blues scored two away goals at Copenhagen’s house.

On to the next round Chelsea goes.

The Blues win 2-0 on aggregate.

Real Madrid cruised to a 3-1 win over Lyon, 4-1 on aggregate.

The fake Ronaldo didn’t show up in the scorebook.

Once again, the Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t show up in the real competition.

The fake Ronaldo is a great league player but on the world stage, he sucks big time.

Now on to the stupid refereeing in the Barca- Arsenal match is back in the news again. UEFA has brought charges against Arsene Wenger and Samir Nasri for bad language towards Swiss ref Massimo Busacca.

This guy is an idiot.

He should be shot at dusk for his miss handing the match over to Barca.

Can you say the fix is in.

Wenger had this to say- “I deny completely any charge,” Wenger said. “I do not understand where that comes from. It is a shame for me that the referee took the decision to send Robin van Persie off. It was the wrong decision.

“The first leg was a fantastic advert for football and the second game has been destroyed. People now will only remember the sending off. It would be good for UEFA to show some humility, to apologise for what has happened, not charge people who have done nothing wrong.”

 ”Who has been punished is Arsenal Football Club. We are out of the Champions League – we have lost one of our big ambitions. We have been punished with a lot of damages and, on top of that, we have to say sorry to UEFA.

“We have done nothing wrong. They organised the competition; they named the referees who come to the games.

“When you have a football game of that stature, you cannot come out with decisions like that and show a lot of arrogance on top of that. We can all understand that we can make wrong decisions, but after that it becomes dictatorship. It’s not any more common sense.”

“I will keep that for UEFA if they really want to know because I will have some interesting statements to make about some statements made by people who were not supposed to say what they said,” he said.

“You can check any statement I made on television after the game. If I have done anything wrong I am ready to be charged.

“As for what is said in the tunnel, if you can get only one thing where I have come out on what has been said against me or against the referee during my 15 years in England, I will pay for you to have a big holiday.”

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Chelsea picked up a huge 2-0 win on the road at Copenhagen in the first round of the knockout stage in Champions League play.

Nicholas Anelka hit the daily lotto twice to lead the Blues to the all-important road “W”.

Super team Real Madrid wound up in one all tie with Lyon.

The all world fake Ronaldo didn’t even dent the score sheet.

I love this guy.

When the chips are Cristiano Ronaldo is bupkis.

He is não serve para nada.

At least his mate Karim Benzema saved the day for the bums at Real Madrid.

Later today, Man U battles Marseille at their house Stade Velodrome.

The mighty boys from Old Trafford will be without Rio Ferdinand and Ryan Giggs.

This could hurt Sir Alex and the boys.

We will find out.

This means Vidic, Chris Smalley, O’Shea, and Brown will have to come up big on the “D” end.

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EPL is back at it this weekend. Yet, the clowns at FIFA and the national federations scheduled matches in the European Championship Qualifying round. This is really dumb.

No wonder players like Wayne Rooney, Miroslav Klose, Cristiano Ronaldo, and many others. No wonder these players are gassed.

Rooney and the like have what three days to recuperate. Many will play in League matches on Saturday and Sunday.

It is time the players stand up and walk out.

Thank God, no one was hurt.

It is time for all of this insanity has to stop.

There needs to be a sane schedule.

A real players union needs to be formed.

Enough said on this.

On the Argentinos front, Estudiantes is top dog in the Apertura with 25 points. Velez Sarsfield is in second place with 20 points.

River Plate is doing better. Los Millionaires are in seventh place with 16 points.

Boca Juniors is in 11^th place with 13 points.

Los Xeneizos has spilt their last six matches.

Boca has won three matches and lost three matches.

River Plate in their last six matches have won one, lost two, and tied three.

This is not good.

Once again, both River and Boca are having a hard time.

This is sad.

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Oh, where have you gone Cristiano Ronaldo? We know that you didn’t show up at the World Cup.

This clown is the most expensive futebol player in the world yet he has only ripped twines once.

This stinks bad boy.

No wonder my fellow Brasileiros call you the fake Ronaldo. The real Ronaldo can still score even though he is fat and out of shape.

Ronaldo is the top scorer in World Cup history with 15.

Cristiano at this rate it will take you 100 years to reach 15.

The bad news Spain defeated Portugal 1-0.

Instead of attack, Portugal sat back and played defense.

Spain had a 2-1 edge in possession.

David Villa received a great back-healed pass from mate Xavi Hernandez. Shot. Block. Save. Rebound. Shot. Score.

Villa’s rebound of his own shot in the 63^rd minute was the difference in the match.

I don’t get this game plan employed by Portugal.

You have a guy who can rip the twines and you don’t use him.

Jeez, let the fake Ronaldo have a whack at the Spanish “D”.

If you are going to lose, at least go down swinging.

But, hey what do I know I’m just a blogger.

Spain is on to the next round where they will take on Paraguay who beat Japan in a 5-3 PK shoot out win.

Both sides were tied nil-nil after 120 minutes of hard-nosed futebol.

Paraguay had most of the possession but they Paraguayans couldn’t crack the code. 

This match up should be a good one.

So far, Argentina, Brasil, Paraguay, and Uruguay have advanced to the quarterfinals.

Only Chile didn’t make it because Brasil kicked their butts.

I am looking forward to a Brasil-Argentina final.

I told my friend Robert, who works at Jons in Van Nuys, CA, that I expected to see a Brasil-Argentina final.

So far so good.

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The entire world was waiting to see the match between Brasil and Portugal. This baby ended in a nil-nil kiss your sister draw.

Dunga rested many of his top stars. Robinho was given the day off. Kaka had to sit out due two yellow cards and Elano missed to the ankle stomp administered by the dirty Ivory Coast buggers.

Brasil had most of the possessions.

Both sides had a few good scoring chances but ended up firing blanks.

The fake Ronaldo played like a girl. This dude sucks in big time matches.

The stupid folks at ESPN named the fake Ronaldo the man of the match. Only the idiots at ESPN could come up with something as insane and inane as this.

Dunga said it best- This was a totally dumb decision. Lucio should have been named player of the match not the fake fraud of a player Cristiano Ronaldo.

 Além do técnico Dunga, diferentes atletas da seleção brasileira criticaram a escolha de Cristiano Ronaldo como melhor jogador em campo. O mais enfático foi o zagueiro Lúcio: “É uma vergonha”, disse, depois de observar que a defesa brasileira anulou o atacante português. “A nossa defesa marcou muito bem, conseguiu neutralizar o Cristiano Ronaldo. Com todo respeito, acho uma vergonha ele ser eleito o melhor em campo”.Na entrevista coletiva depois do jogo, Dunga afirmou que, na sua opinião, o merecedor do troféu de melhor em campo deveria ser, justamente, o capitão da seleção brasileira. ““Eu elegeria o Lúcio, que interceptou todas as bolas e saiu jogando muito bem. Mas são as pessoas que escolhem que têm que ver”, comentou.

Lucio said someone must have been watching a different game.

Luis Fabiano também se surpreendeu com a escolha. “Quem ganhou? O Cristiano Ronaldo? Se ele foi eleito, alguém viu outro jogo”, ironizou. Sobre a própria atuação foi mais comedido: “Se ficam os 11 atrás, como eles ficaram, não há equipe que vença”, observou. “Foi muito complicado achar espaço”.

Os números mostram que Cristiano Ronaldo teve atuação apagada na partida. Chutou sete vezes a gol, mas só uma na direção certa e sem perigo para Julio Cesar. Tocou na bola 32 vezes, acertando 13 passes. Não sofreu marcação especial e levou apenas duas faltas. Conseguiu levar perigo ao gol brasileiro em uma única jogada. Depois de driblar Juan, levou Lúcio a tocar a bola para Raul Meireles, que quase marcou.

Portugal coach blamed Brasil for the lack of “O”.

Dunga said the Portuguese side sat back and did nothing.

Dunga played his cards tight to the vest.

We won Group G and now we faced South American foe Chile on Monday.

Portugal takes on European foe Spain.

Bye, Bye to the fake Ronaldo and his Portuguese buds.

Spain beat Chile 2-1 to win Group H.

Now it’s on to nut cutting time.

Brasil, USA, Uruguay, Chile, Netherlands, Ghana, Slovakia, and South Korea are on one side of the bracket.

You gotta look at the death side of the other bracket. Get this Spain, Argentina, England, Paraguay, Mexico, Germany, and Portugal in a knock down draw out bracket.

Twenty paces, aim and fire guys. Let’s hope the guns are loaded. Whatever you do, don’t fire blanks.

Six of the top fifteen teams in the world are in this bracket.

Crazy baby.

The Brasileiros press can scream at Dunga about how stupid he is but look at the teams he is match with.

You idiot pundits need to shut the blank up.

Dunga is a genius. ]

He has taken a team that was full of fat overpaid stars that didn’t care about anything and transformed this sorry team into one of the top teams in the world.

Dunga got rid of the fat man Ronaldo, the troublemaker Ronaldinho Gaucho, the coke head Adriano and the other clowns and replaced them with Kaka, Robinho, Maicon, and Fabiano.

It’s on to the next round baby.

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Manchester United came out breathing fire. Wayne Rooney hit for the daily double in this flat out rout. The Wayne Man ripped the twines off a wicked rocket header in the 13^th minute.

His mate Gary Neville set this baby up with a deadly cross right into the teeth of AC Milan’s “D”.

Milan keeper Christian Abbiati never had a prayer to stop the shot.

Wayne Rooney once again discovered the back of the net in the 46^th minute. Nani took off like a bat outta hell down left side of the pitch. He fired perfect pass to Rooney. Rooney had an easy tap in goal.

Abbiati was hung out to dry.

Paul Scholes was outside the box. The crowd cried out “Shoot.” Scholes faked a shot and then passed to Ji-Sung Park. Ac Milan’s “D” fell for the deception. Park slides a shot from a tight angle into the net in the 59^th minute.

Stick a fork in AC Milan.

It is 3-nil Man U.

This baby is over. Darren Fletcher nailed a perfect bounce header past the keeper. Fletcher put it dead center of the goal in the 88^th minute.

Rafael made a brilliant long pass into the left side of the box.

This sucker is all over.

Man U destroyed AC Milan 4-0.

It is on to the next round of the Champions League for the mighty men of Old Trafford.

This was a total butt kicking administered by Man U on AC Milan.

The key to the match was Wayne Rooney.

With Rooney in the lineup, Man U is deadly.

Without him, they stink big time.

Real Madrid everyone’s favorite to win the Champions League was knocked out by Lyon on aggregate 2-1.

Lyon and Real Madrid tied one at Real’s house.

So much for the fake Ronaldo taking Real Madrid to the Promise Land.

I am glad.

Cristiano Ronaldo is great in the regular season but when it is a Championship match, he disappears.

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